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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:06
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What is the best/cute/funny/playful chat/conversation between brother and sister?
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Elly De La Cruz throws out Javier Baez with mind-boggling 98 mph throw - New York Post
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?
Loons and Moons
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How do introverts celebrate their birthday?
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
What are some good Caribbean islands to travel to with friends or family? Why?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is the general opinion of psychologists on Donald Trump's presidency?